The Ice Man Cometh...All Over The Gold Standard

[The Known Unknown]

OOC: This is part 1 it was supposed to be posted on a website but my site host is went down so I'm posting it here. Part 2 will be posted as a reply in this thread later tonight.


With rumors swirling around the PWE that none other than Ryan "Ice" Levine is the masked man who calls himself “The Known Unknown” there was a re-launch of an old domain name formerly used by “The Coldest Player In The Game”. On Febuary 2, 2011 at exactly 9:30pm hellwillfreeze.zxq.net went online with a cryptic message seemingly from the real Ryan "Ice" Levine to the man who calls himself “The Known Unknown” which read as follows.

“PWE? Do you people really think I would ever step foot in a shit hole like that? I can understand that Christian Connolly is trying to recapture what he had in ICE by using my name to get free publicity yet again but it won’t work this time. Ryan "Ice" Levine is not and never will be associated with the PWE no matter how much Christian Connolly wishes it would happen. As for this douche bag who is running around in a mask pretending to be “The Coldest Player In The Game”, I suggest you cut the crap kid. People have been trying to be me for as long as I can remember and while some may be able to talk the talk, when it comes time to back it up in the ring none of them are able to come close to matching my greatness. If you keep running around yelling about how you’re “The Coldest Player In The Game” you’ll be hearing from my lawyer. If that doesn’t make you stop what you’re doing then you’ll be hearing from me personally and that is something that you don’t want, just ask Devon D’andre if you can even find the whiney little bitch. Also, just so you know Known Unknown your impersonation of me is horrible because women, wrestling,and wonderful paychecks is what I have been about since birth. What woman do you know that is going to hook up with some masked rapist looking asshole? I’ll help you out here Known Unknown because you obviously aren’t that bright, ZERO! When people think of Ryan "Ice" Levine one of the first things they think of is his handsome face and amazing physique both of which you cover up. Those are my money makers asshole, its what the ladies come to see, you don't understand shit about me Known Unknown, just stop it before I make you stop!

Go Fuck Yourself,
Ryan "Ice" Levine - The “REAL” Coldest Player In The Game”

The site has since went offline which leads many to question if this message was in fact from the real Ryan "Ice" Levine. Only time will tell if the man known as “The Known Unknown” is really a big name in the wrestling industry or a newcomer looking to make a name for himself but one thing is certain, he has the wrestling industry’s full attention.

[The Known Unknown]

You know at one time when you where in America and you called a companies customer service you didn’t have to press 1 for English or 2 for Espanol. Even more recently than that, when you pressed 1 for English you used to get somebody who actually spoke English......well, what a concept! These days though, you press 1 for English and you get transferred to Africa, Jamaica, India, or some other a-holes who will work for peanuts and can’t understand a damn word you say. Look I’m not R.W. Randolph and I don’t hate foreigners nor do I watch basketball just because “I like to see niggas run” but is it really so much to ask for the person who is supposed to be solving the problem with my expensive cell phone to speak English? I’m sure most people feel the same way I do about this topic weather they want to admit it or not but I’m also sure everybody is wondering why a wrestler is bringing it up in his promos. You all have every right to wonder that but the thing is, I’m not just a wrestler. No as I told you last week I’m the soul of the wrestling industry but I will not limit myself to that because my words, my actions, my very being, it transcends the wrestling industry. I’m an enigma that is capable of doing whatever I put my mind to and just like I resurrected the wrestling industry last week I will soon do what Barrack Obama was supposed to do. That’s right, when I’m finished with the wrestling industry I intend on stepping into the role of “soul of the American people” so I can resurrect this country to its former greatness. I may be getting too far ahead of myself though because although the resurrection of the wrestling industry went well it was dead for so long that there are some worms and maggots who are still clinging on , refusing to give up their free meal even though the rotting flesh they were feasting on is now alive and well. The fattest maggot of them all is none other than that idiot R.W. Randolph, R.W. watch and listen closely. Next time you open your mouth and you start talking about The Coldest Player In The Game, I want you to think about this.





Yeah that’s right R.W. a Rubiks cube and if you only look at one side of it you’d think you had it figured out however if you look at the bigger picture then you’ll realize that it isn’t even close to being solved. That is the situation that you’re in R.W. because you thought that you had everything all figured out but the riddle that is “The Known Unknown” isn’t close to being solved. I can’t say that I didn’t expect to have you eating out of the palm of my hand, after all you’re the same guy who thinks that drinking water can make him money because every time you get a cup of water, people throw change in it! Come on R.W. do you actually think that I don’t know the ramifications of my actions because I do, there are none. Yeah, yeah, R.W. you can ramble on about how my little mind games have forced everybody in the PWE to prepare for an elite competitor but if thats the case I’m greatly disappointed. The PWE is supposed to be the big ticket federation in these parts now that the XWF finally realized it was dead yet PWE wrestles have to go through extra preparation for elite competitors? So R.W. you’re telling me that you don’t bring your best every week? You have to go through more preparation to face elite competitors than you do for people like Ric Tatum? How sad it is that you blatantly admit to robbing these fans of giving them your absolute best week in and week out. Last week I joked about throwing my match but that was all apart of my fun and games because I could never force myself to take a loss a didn’t deserve. Every time I step into that ring I’m stepping into that ring like I’m wrestling the best wrestler in the business, I step into that ring like I’m wrestling my god damned self. I guess that’s why I’m usually on the winning side of things while all these so called wrestlers in PWE tend to fall short. R.W. I guess the point I’m trying to make here is that I honestly do hope you prepare for me like I’m an elite competitor. After all R.W. Lee Stone defeated you to become the first ever PWE Universal Champion, Tomoko Hanahara kicked the crap out of you so many times that if you wouldn’t have finally beat her in your las attempt you would have retired without ever being a Universal Champion, just a failure. Last but not least K-Money came along to make you his bitch and finally give you that dishonorable send off you so richly deserved. Now you’ve returned to try and regain the glory that K-Money stripped away and the only person that can give you that glory is me. Meiou hasn’t been considered elite in so long its laughable, Josten is just the flavor of the week and nothing more, Dylan Cage doesn’t look as great as he did last year, and nobody else is even worth mentioning. I see you for what you are Randolf, a giant maggot trying to suck everything you can out of the wrestling industry before you get swatted off into oblivion. Wait, did I say giant maggot, I meant stupid giant maggot because you don’t even realize that everything around you has changed.



R.W. maybe in the BKU (Before Known Unknown) days Blake Gold was considered a great young talent and somebody that would one day be the top draw here in the PWE however you assholes need to adjust your calanders because this isn’t BKU anymore, this is AKU (After Known Unknown.....idiot). You see in the AKU era the standards are far higher than they were in the BKU era, so while Blake Gold may have been the “Gold Standard” he is about to be exposed for what he really is and I figured I’d bring a friend along to help me demonstrate.




Thats right Blake, your fools gold, pyrite, the most common of the sulfide minerals. In wrestling terms Blake, you're every dime a dozen asshole who made me hate wrestlings poor excuse for an existence while I was gone. To put things in perspective for you Blake, I’m Platinum, one of the rarest elements in the Earth's crust. Again, in wrestling terms, I'm the top wrestler in the business, I’m the measuring stick, I’m the “Platinum Standard”! Hell Blake just look at the facts man, I've got two careers more lucrative than the one you have and this week I'm getting paid just for using you as a punching bag. Was that one to easy? Fools gold thing been done to death? Well quite frankly Blake I haven’t watched any promos done by your other opponents and I don’t plan on doing it either because first of all I really don’t give a shit and second of all I’m not big on self torture. Besides Blake I already watched your promo from last week and that was basically like giving myself the electric chair but I’ll get to that later, right now I’m more worried about the people you’ve stepped into the ring with. Lets see Blake, you’ve beaten Tsukino Meiou who I’ve obliterated easily in the past, you’ve beaten Cross who was more about entertainment than actual wrestling ability, and you’ve beaten Roshan Nocturne who is about on the same level as the last two nothings I listed. Then the talent level really drops off with the absolute bottom of the barrel wrestlers here in the PWE, Ric Tatum, Ryou Bakari Itemri, Alekski Koji, and Fairview Reed. You see this right here is exactly why R.W. Randolf needs to pull his head out of his ass and the main reason fools gold works so well when talking about you Blake. It really is simple Blake, fools gold looks like real gold to the untrained eye but to somebody like me can tell fools gold from real gold in one glance. That is why I knew outcome of this match was set in stone as soon as I saw you because I will be beating the shit out of you this week. We don’t even have to fight for you to get smashed man, all I have to do is swing at you and the wind gust I produce will knock you on your fucking ass. Basically there is nothing you can do about it but lay their and take it but that should be easy for you because it runs in your family, just ask your mom. Don’t worry though Blake I’m not going to enjoy what I do to you this week, its just business.... Okay I can’t lie to a retarded kid, Blake, I’m going to love every second your in the ring with me but I’m going to enjoy the aftermath of this match even more. Why? When I beat you this week the imaginary world that you’re living in is going to come crashing down on you and it’s going to be an absolutely beautiful sight. Not beautiful like Mila Kunis or Blake Lively, no I’m talking beautiful like a fucking train wreck! Just think about this for a second, you have done nothing but claim that you are the Gateway Champion which is all fine and good except Christian Connolly says Tskino Meiou is the Gateway Champion or at least the Gateway Championship bounty so whoever pins him in the tournament will get a Gateway title shot at All-Star Weekend. Okay Blake, so when I put you out of the tournament this week what right will you have to lay claim to the Gateway Championship? I mean Meiou is going to be in the next round since he’s 100 billion years old and needs a week off to compete at mid card level. You Blake, you’ll be sitting at home watching me hit Meiou so hard that I actually alter his DNA, he’ll walk into the match an Asian man and walk out of it a black women! The point is if you lose to me your gripes about being the Gateway Champion all go away Blake and the only reason people will think about you when they think about the Gateway Championship is because you stole it. Really Blake? You have to resort to that? The whole stealing the title gimmick is about as played out as that Stone Cold Steve Austin look you’ve got going on. WHAT? Its lame. WHAT? You’re not the champion. WHAT? You’re acting like a little kid who didn’t get his way.WHAT? Give the title back and earn it! Honsetly though Blake after watching your promo from last week it doesn’t surprise me that you actually thought stealing the Gateway Title would earn you respect instead of seeing it for the played out cry for help that it really is. Blake it’s pretty obvious that you aren’t about originality so when you were stealing Stone Cold’s look why the hell didn’t steal some of his charisma? I know I’m not the only one who sees it but I’m not going to bite my tongue, Blake, you’ve got the personality of a fuckin cardboard box! Have you ever heard a 1st grader give an oral report, well Blake if you’ve ever listened to one of your own promos then you know exactly what it sounds like. Here Blake if I was like you this is probably what my promo would sound like.



I’m the Known Unknown.
I’m a necrophiliac because I just fucked Blake Golds Career.
My fist and Blake Gold’s face are a match like E harmony.
My Genitalia.
A dick.
A big dick.
A dick that will shoot its baby juice for the right woman.
I’m very happy that this huge dick is apart of me.
I love my dick.

Some of you may think I’m kidding, well you must not know Blake Gold very well.


“Road To Glory.
A tournament.
A big tournament.
A tournament where the winner gets a shot at the Universal Title.
Now this is VERY VERY interesting.
I am very happy to be a part of this tournament.
I love tournaments.
All sorts of tournaments.
I've always loved them.
The competition.
It's just a good time.
This tournament is one of the biggest I've ever been a part of.”


Blake I talk the talk better than you do, I walk the walk better than you do, quite frankly Blake I’m The Known Unknown and I’m better than you. Oh wait, I’m supposed to be Ryan "Ice" Levine not Dylan Cage or am I? Maybe I am Dylan Cage and this Known Unknown persona was just a way to ensure that I would win another shot at the Universal Title one way or another. On the other hand I could also be Ash Bombay, then again maybe I’m Dynamic Dynamite, A.C. Botts maybe, or how about Trent Helms? Boys and girls mind games are fun. I’m climbin in your head, I’m snatchin your brain cells up tryin to rape em so you need to hide your kids, hide your wifes, and hide your husbands because I’m rapin everybody’s mind out here!