Post by C. Connolly on Jan 28, 2011 2:48:07 GMT -5
Ok. I've been with the flu for the past few days, so I apologize for Solitary being this late. I still feel like crap, but I wanted to get this up somehow so we can move on. So here it is.. enjoy.
Angelica James vs. Devlin Cross vs. Kensuke Tamura
None of the competitors were foreign to a crowd, or being on a stage of this magnitude, but Kensuke Tamura came in with the most PWE experience and saw to take the fight right to Cross. He went forward, looking for a takedown, a surprise to most of the fan base who knew Tamura for a risk taker. James interjected herself into the contest with a step up enziguri, using a bent over Tamura as a springboard to get some extra momentum on Devlin's head. The big man backed into the corner and couldn't fend off Angie's knee to his head because Tamura was still trying for the takedown. Angie telegraphed it going for another assault, so Devlin had enough time to dead lift Tamura and use him as a projectile to throw at James, putting her down. In the process Tamura landed a cross body block and cover.
ONE
TWO
TH-
Devlin pulled Tamura away and got him in a full nelson, attempting to take him over in a suplex, but Tamura got his foot under the bottom rope. Angie recovered from the false finish and jumped on Devlin's back, kneeing him in the ribs while trying to sink in a choke under his chin.
Chris: This is flat out discrimination here. Why are they both going after Devlin?
Ken: Get the biggest man out of the match first?
Chris: Bullshit.
Devlin has to abandon his attempt on Tamura and get Angie off his back, swinging her around. She uses her quickness to land an ace crusher, which Tamura segues into a chop block and then a shin breaker. He keeps hold of the leg, trips Devlin up and wraps around the right leg. He falls forward and tries to go for a cover. Angie dropkicks him in the back and breaks up the fall.
Angie finally got the chance to showcase her skills, isolating Tamura and using some of his arsenal against him. She started out with a hurricanrana and when Tamura got up, she swung herself around his body into a Wrap DDT. A hop to the top rope later and Angie landed a moonsault. She tried flipping Tamura over, but Devlin finally got the suplex he wanted and tried to sneak a cover on her.
ONE
TWO
THR-
Chris: Intelligence there on Devlin. He waited until Angie expended all the necessary energy and then pounced.
Ken: I would say it is more like he got a second wind at the most convenient moment.
Devlin advanced forward on Tamura and clubbed him across the back. Tamura was whipped far side where Devlin came forward and went to land a big boot, but Tamura came through with a wheel kick to the head, backpedaling Devlin. Angie hit far side ropes and went over the ropes with Devlin after a cross body. The big man was reeling and Tamura didn't make it any easier on him, dropping underneath the bottom rope and rushing around, catching Devlin from behind with a bulldog. Angie used a grounded position to trip Tamura and send him crashing head first into the steel stairs.
Chris: Oh that was low... Wait... No... I... I don't know what to think anymore.
Ken: It was a smart and tactical move on Angie's part.
Chris: I'm sure I could teach her a thing or two about the PWE lifestyle.
Ken: The five count because that's about as long as you can last on top of a woman.
Chris: They pass out from my awesomeness, true story.
Angie grabbed hold of Devlin and threw him under the bottom rope, rolling under with him and using him as a springboard to land a shooting star press. She rolled him over and went for a cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Winner: Angelica James
Derek Hardaway vs. Kaz Sato vs. The Known Unknown vs. Alekski Koji
I'd write this out, really I would, but three of the four people no showed and I'm about ready to pass the fuck out. I only heard back from one about why they no showed, and I'm going to summarize whatever summary I would have.
Alekski Koji is still medically unclear. Kaz Sato came back and had a good showing, landing a Why So Serious on Koji early, putting him out of commission. The Known Unknown dominated the match from start to finish and ended up getting a pinfall victory.
Winner: The Known Unknown
Ric Tatum vs. Fairview Reed vs. Brandon Frontier
Match to be added later.
Winner: Brandon Frontier
The Unknown May Be Known
R.W. Randolph is walking back to his locker room when he sees the Known Unknown standing in the middle of the hall. R.W. looks at the masked man and smirks coldly.
Randolph: I figured someone as in love with himself as you wouldn't be trying to run around looking like Balrog.
TKU: Balrog huh? I'm pretty sure you mean Vega......
R.W. shakes his head.
Randolph: Just more proof I've been hanging around Meiou too much. They changed some names around from the Japanese Version to the American? Not important. Actually, now that I think about it, Vega sums you up about right.
TKU: If we're throwing street fighter insults around this is a war of words you're destined to lose..... Blanka. Either way You speak as if you know who I am, are you really so sure R.W. I mean even miss Cleo didn't foresee the physic friends network going out of business and when 2012 rolls around and I personally see to it that mankind survives and prove the Mayans wrong the physic business will be just about dead. Until then though, lets just say you are right.
Randolph: The first reference to you was me trying to be funny. I was hoping you'd be someone actually interesting, like K-Money. Instead, I saw the picture. I was disappointed because I knew what it would entail. Even then, I made references to 4 people I knew you weren't.
TKU: Not interesting huh? You and the rest of the PWE seem pretty interested in me, then again when people here the phrase "Coldest Player In The Game" their ears tend to perk up, women's panties tend to get wet, and men tend to get jealous. That's what this is really about isn't it R.W. You mentioned "Coldest Player In The Game" around your wife, she got all excited and you got pissed off so you entered the tournament in an attempt to prove you're more of a man than I am right? How cute......
The Broken Saint goes forehead to masked forehead with The Coldest Player in the Game. His voice gets lower, a sign that he's definitely unhappy.
Randolph: Try again Vato. People saw the name "The Known Unknown" and probably thought some pretentious jackass, or even worse, Chris Jacobs. Instead, I come out of retirement, citing concern as to your presence, and now people give a shit. After the press conference there was actually a poll inquiring as to the identity of the mysterious "Known Unknown." You wanted hype, and I gave it to you. So, in other words, you're welcome. And maybe I'm right. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, it'll be a short visit.
The masked man shoves the former PWE Universal Champion. Randolph reciprocates. Immediately, the Enemigoes rush in and separate The Known Unknown from R.W. Randolph. In the fracas, Unknown lands a hard right hand to Randolph's face. Randolph lunges, and is able to grab the mask of The Known Unknown and rips it off as he is pulled back back by the army. R.W. Randolph tried to reveal The Known Unknown to the world but it seems as though The Known Unknown was prepared for a situation like this as there is a second mask underneath the first. The Known Unknown shakes his finger at R.W. Randolph and then points to his head like a classic wrestling villain. An angry R.W. Randolph continues to lunge for The Known Unknown but several other PWE officials come in to assist in breaking up this volatile situation.
Randolph: IT'S ON, MOTHER FUCKER!
Various local Independent wrestlers posing as security guards join in trying to keep the two stars apart as the scene cuts to ringside.
Ken: I get this feeling R.W. wasn't wrong as to who he thought the Known Unknown is.
Chris: And for once, I'm glad that R.W. wasn't wrong!
Roshan Nocturne vs. Dazz vs. Masaharu Tanabashi
MT and Nocturne exchanged a weird glance with one another while Dazz basked in the glory of his return, soaking up the crowd reaction like a deity would upon returning to his home land. That weird glance turned into a mental conversation which resulted in Dazz being clotheslined off his feet by the pair. They then had a dance off where Roshan was Disco Inferno and Tanabashi was Alex Wright. It was the greatest spectacle ever seen.
Except that never happened and it was all in Chris Carter's head.
After the clothesline, Roshan and Tanabashi worked Dazz into the corner. Nocturne took the blatant showboating as an excuse to get stiff on Dazz, throwing extra hard chops and lacing him with kicks. Tanabashi stood back like Chris Tucker and shouted "DAMN" after every kick. That part was not in Chris Carter's head. Nocture then turned around and popped Tanabashi in the head with a kick, sending him for a loop backward.
The lights in the arena go out and Tsukino Meiou appears on the Evo-Tron.
Meiou: I thought about letting that incident where you threw me in the baked beans go, Roshan, but I couldn't resist ruining your first Road 2 Glory match.
Roshan senses something is about to go very wrong and tackles Tanabashi to the ground. Before he can get up, Roshan locks on a knee bar. Tanabashi, realizing that he's not going to make it out of the ring in time, tries to get Meiou to call off his plan by screaming "NO! DON'T DO IT!" at the Evo-Tron in between the agony of the knee bar
Meiou: I'm sorry, Masaharu. It looks like I have no choice but to do this.
The Evo-tron goes blank leaving the arena in darkness. What must be at least 50 gallons of glowing orange goop falls from the ceiling directly on Roshan and Tanabashi. The glow in the dark orange slime splatters almost everywhere and illuminates the ring and ring side area.
The match continues on after this even with all the slime being everywhere and on everyone.
God I can't finish this. Fuck it, I'll try tomorrow.
Winner: Roshan Nocturne via pinfall over Dazz
Second Round
An image of the names of the matches appears on screen.
R.W. Randolph vs. Brandon Frontier
Blake Gold vs. The Known Unknown
Angelica James vs. Roshan Nocturne
Tsukino Meiou receives a bye to the semi-finals.
The crowd marks out. We end the show.
Angelica James vs. Devlin Cross vs. Kensuke Tamura
None of the competitors were foreign to a crowd, or being on a stage of this magnitude, but Kensuke Tamura came in with the most PWE experience and saw to take the fight right to Cross. He went forward, looking for a takedown, a surprise to most of the fan base who knew Tamura for a risk taker. James interjected herself into the contest with a step up enziguri, using a bent over Tamura as a springboard to get some extra momentum on Devlin's head. The big man backed into the corner and couldn't fend off Angie's knee to his head because Tamura was still trying for the takedown. Angie telegraphed it going for another assault, so Devlin had enough time to dead lift Tamura and use him as a projectile to throw at James, putting her down. In the process Tamura landed a cross body block and cover.
ONE
TWO
TH-
Devlin pulled Tamura away and got him in a full nelson, attempting to take him over in a suplex, but Tamura got his foot under the bottom rope. Angie recovered from the false finish and jumped on Devlin's back, kneeing him in the ribs while trying to sink in a choke under his chin.
Chris: This is flat out discrimination here. Why are they both going after Devlin?
Ken: Get the biggest man out of the match first?
Chris: Bullshit.
Devlin has to abandon his attempt on Tamura and get Angie off his back, swinging her around. She uses her quickness to land an ace crusher, which Tamura segues into a chop block and then a shin breaker. He keeps hold of the leg, trips Devlin up and wraps around the right leg. He falls forward and tries to go for a cover. Angie dropkicks him in the back and breaks up the fall.
Angie finally got the chance to showcase her skills, isolating Tamura and using some of his arsenal against him. She started out with a hurricanrana and when Tamura got up, she swung herself around his body into a Wrap DDT. A hop to the top rope later and Angie landed a moonsault. She tried flipping Tamura over, but Devlin finally got the suplex he wanted and tried to sneak a cover on her.
ONE
TWO
THR-
Chris: Intelligence there on Devlin. He waited until Angie expended all the necessary energy and then pounced.
Ken: I would say it is more like he got a second wind at the most convenient moment.
Devlin advanced forward on Tamura and clubbed him across the back. Tamura was whipped far side where Devlin came forward and went to land a big boot, but Tamura came through with a wheel kick to the head, backpedaling Devlin. Angie hit far side ropes and went over the ropes with Devlin after a cross body. The big man was reeling and Tamura didn't make it any easier on him, dropping underneath the bottom rope and rushing around, catching Devlin from behind with a bulldog. Angie used a grounded position to trip Tamura and send him crashing head first into the steel stairs.
Chris: Oh that was low... Wait... No... I... I don't know what to think anymore.
Ken: It was a smart and tactical move on Angie's part.
Chris: I'm sure I could teach her a thing or two about the PWE lifestyle.
Ken: The five count because that's about as long as you can last on top of a woman.
Chris: They pass out from my awesomeness, true story.
Angie grabbed hold of Devlin and threw him under the bottom rope, rolling under with him and using him as a springboard to land a shooting star press. She rolled him over and went for a cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Winner: Angelica James
Derek Hardaway vs. Kaz Sato vs. The Known Unknown vs. Alekski Koji
I'd write this out, really I would, but three of the four people no showed and I'm about ready to pass the fuck out. I only heard back from one about why they no showed, and I'm going to summarize whatever summary I would have.
Alekski Koji is still medically unclear. Kaz Sato came back and had a good showing, landing a Why So Serious on Koji early, putting him out of commission. The Known Unknown dominated the match from start to finish and ended up getting a pinfall victory.
Winner: The Known Unknown
Ric Tatum vs. Fairview Reed vs. Brandon Frontier
Match to be added later.
Winner: Brandon Frontier
The Unknown May Be Known
R.W. Randolph is walking back to his locker room when he sees the Known Unknown standing in the middle of the hall. R.W. looks at the masked man and smirks coldly.
Randolph: I figured someone as in love with himself as you wouldn't be trying to run around looking like Balrog.
TKU: Balrog huh? I'm pretty sure you mean Vega......
R.W. shakes his head.
Randolph: Just more proof I've been hanging around Meiou too much. They changed some names around from the Japanese Version to the American? Not important. Actually, now that I think about it, Vega sums you up about right.
TKU: If we're throwing street fighter insults around this is a war of words you're destined to lose..... Blanka. Either way You speak as if you know who I am, are you really so sure R.W. I mean even miss Cleo didn't foresee the physic friends network going out of business and when 2012 rolls around and I personally see to it that mankind survives and prove the Mayans wrong the physic business will be just about dead. Until then though, lets just say you are right.
Randolph: The first reference to you was me trying to be funny. I was hoping you'd be someone actually interesting, like K-Money. Instead, I saw the picture. I was disappointed because I knew what it would entail. Even then, I made references to 4 people I knew you weren't.
TKU: Not interesting huh? You and the rest of the PWE seem pretty interested in me, then again when people here the phrase "Coldest Player In The Game" their ears tend to perk up, women's panties tend to get wet, and men tend to get jealous. That's what this is really about isn't it R.W. You mentioned "Coldest Player In The Game" around your wife, she got all excited and you got pissed off so you entered the tournament in an attempt to prove you're more of a man than I am right? How cute......
The Broken Saint goes forehead to masked forehead with The Coldest Player in the Game. His voice gets lower, a sign that he's definitely unhappy.
Randolph: Try again Vato. People saw the name "The Known Unknown" and probably thought some pretentious jackass, or even worse, Chris Jacobs. Instead, I come out of retirement, citing concern as to your presence, and now people give a shit. After the press conference there was actually a poll inquiring as to the identity of the mysterious "Known Unknown." You wanted hype, and I gave it to you. So, in other words, you're welcome. And maybe I'm right. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, it'll be a short visit.
The masked man shoves the former PWE Universal Champion. Randolph reciprocates. Immediately, the Enemigoes rush in and separate The Known Unknown from R.W. Randolph. In the fracas, Unknown lands a hard right hand to Randolph's face. Randolph lunges, and is able to grab the mask of The Known Unknown and rips it off as he is pulled back back by the army. R.W. Randolph tried to reveal The Known Unknown to the world but it seems as though The Known Unknown was prepared for a situation like this as there is a second mask underneath the first. The Known Unknown shakes his finger at R.W. Randolph and then points to his head like a classic wrestling villain. An angry R.W. Randolph continues to lunge for The Known Unknown but several other PWE officials come in to assist in breaking up this volatile situation.
Randolph: IT'S ON, MOTHER FUCKER!
Various local Independent wrestlers posing as security guards join in trying to keep the two stars apart as the scene cuts to ringside.
Ken: I get this feeling R.W. wasn't wrong as to who he thought the Known Unknown is.
Chris: And for once, I'm glad that R.W. wasn't wrong!
Roshan Nocturne vs. Dazz vs. Masaharu Tanabashi
MT and Nocturne exchanged a weird glance with one another while Dazz basked in the glory of his return, soaking up the crowd reaction like a deity would upon returning to his home land. That weird glance turned into a mental conversation which resulted in Dazz being clotheslined off his feet by the pair. They then had a dance off where Roshan was Disco Inferno and Tanabashi was Alex Wright. It was the greatest spectacle ever seen.
Except that never happened and it was all in Chris Carter's head.
After the clothesline, Roshan and Tanabashi worked Dazz into the corner. Nocturne took the blatant showboating as an excuse to get stiff on Dazz, throwing extra hard chops and lacing him with kicks. Tanabashi stood back like Chris Tucker and shouted "DAMN" after every kick. That part was not in Chris Carter's head. Nocture then turned around and popped Tanabashi in the head with a kick, sending him for a loop backward.
The lights in the arena go out and Tsukino Meiou appears on the Evo-Tron.
Meiou: I thought about letting that incident where you threw me in the baked beans go, Roshan, but I couldn't resist ruining your first Road 2 Glory match.
Roshan senses something is about to go very wrong and tackles Tanabashi to the ground. Before he can get up, Roshan locks on a knee bar. Tanabashi, realizing that he's not going to make it out of the ring in time, tries to get Meiou to call off his plan by screaming "NO! DON'T DO IT!" at the Evo-Tron in between the agony of the knee bar
Meiou: I'm sorry, Masaharu. It looks like I have no choice but to do this.
The Evo-tron goes blank leaving the arena in darkness. What must be at least 50 gallons of glowing orange goop falls from the ceiling directly on Roshan and Tanabashi. The glow in the dark orange slime splatters almost everywhere and illuminates the ring and ring side area.
The match continues on after this even with all the slime being everywhere and on everyone.
God I can't finish this. Fuck it, I'll try tomorrow.
Winner: Roshan Nocturne via pinfall over Dazz
Second Round
An image of the names of the matches appears on screen.
R.W. Randolph vs. Brandon Frontier
Blake Gold vs. The Known Unknown
Angelica James vs. Roshan Nocturne
Tsukino Meiou receives a bye to the semi-finals.
The crowd marks out. We end the show.