Post by R.W. Randolph on Jan 12, 2011 19:36:13 GMT -5
To Whom it May Concern:
I'm sure you can't wait for this week's Solitary, as the Road 2 Glory kicks off with 4 First Round Matches. I told Bossman himself that this is going to be one of the best Tournaments we've had in a good long time. You got the new Universal Champion Erik Josten, Dylan Cage, Tsukino Meiou, Roshan Nocturne, the EWF whose finally back in town, and a whole bunch of surprise entrants. I've only partially started to sort through some of the surprise entrants, and while I don't recognize all of the names, some of them I do recognize. And the ones I recognize make me very happy for the rest of this competition.
Just in time for this week, I am seeing one name I don't recognize. And that name does bother me a great deal. The name is the "Known Unknown." Something about this person just shakes me the wrong way. Perhaps it's the idea that Hardaway is filling in for Jacobs. Perhaps it's the idea that I haven't heard from Double D in a long time. Perhaps it's the idea that, in my neck of the woods, there's been enough Ice around here you'd think the Coldest Player in the Game is making a comeback. Maybe a member of the dreaded Botts family will be rearing their ugly head? Or the long-awaited return of Kris Keebler. Wait a minute, no one is waiting for him to come back! Unless he's the rumored "Exploding Opponent." I work here and I'd pay money to watch the "Original Tycoon" get blown to smithereens.
Fucking Hell is it cold out in my neck of the woods. I'm glad my truck is a 4x4, or else I'd have been in some serious shit after the Ice Storm came through. I can't help but wonder about some of the idiots out here, though. One snowflake falls, and they forget how to drive. It's as if driving a reasonable speed in dangerous conditions is overrated. But, that's another story for another day.
With all of these Unknown entrants, you know that you are expecting some surprise entrants. I am hoping we see K-Money come back. That's a returning superstar I want to see. I'm also hoping to see some guys we have never seen before that want to stick around. Maybe one of those rejects from XWF coming through to learn what REAL competition is all about. That's one thing about XWF I do regret. That piece of shit company fell apart before I could come through and piss on the ashes. In any event, though, I can't wait to see what this week's Solitary has in store for the PWE's best and brightest.
You Know someone who is probably dreading this upcoming contest? Nathan Lucas. Nate had a rough time of it at Clash III. He had the momentum after the first fall, in a match that was right up his alley. Then, he realized what he was up against. He got submitted by a timely Wakigatame, or Fujiwara Armbar in the second fall. I guess that bum shoulder got the better of you, eh Vato? Then, he had all the momentum in the Slopmatch, only to get caught by one of those weird moves Ms. Roshan Nocturne must have picked up watching Japanese Wrestling tapes or something, and he ended up taking a bath in Heinz 57. This week, he's in a match where he doesn't even know who his opposition is. I mean, for all we know, he could be facing 2 Enemigoes just as well as he could be facing Lee Stone and Tomoko Hanahara.
Nathan, You're probably seeing this message and sweating. If I were you, I'd be sweating, too. Actually, If I were you, I'd probably be washing that goofy looking hair gel bullshit out of my head, shave, and try to make myself pretend to look somewhat presentable. I know you're talented on the ground and can bring the submissions with a vengeance. But you have to realize this: If you were facing say, me, I wouldn't be afraid of your submission game. If it were me you were facing, you would be up against someone who can match you in that department. And giving up your back against me would make you long for that day so long ago when you were getting your arm torn to shreds. Because if it were me you were facing, you'd be in for a long night. You had a little bit of trouble with Ms. Roshan Nocturne, who does have training in Catch Wrestling. She has a lot more to learn, but that only comes from combat. Me? I've forgotten more than you can ever know. And my pedigree speaks for itself: Former PWE Universal Champion, Last ICE Universal Champion, Last ICE Alias Champion. And while you frantically search for the tapes of my matches, all I can say is this, Vato: have fun. Your best bet would be that the other guy was a complete scrub and that you can beat me to the punch in taking him out. And know that I can very easily leave you Knocked Out... or Clocked Out.
Sincerely,
R.W. Randolph
I'm sure you can't wait for this week's Solitary, as the Road 2 Glory kicks off with 4 First Round Matches. I told Bossman himself that this is going to be one of the best Tournaments we've had in a good long time. You got the new Universal Champion Erik Josten, Dylan Cage, Tsukino Meiou, Roshan Nocturne, the EWF whose finally back in town, and a whole bunch of surprise entrants. I've only partially started to sort through some of the surprise entrants, and while I don't recognize all of the names, some of them I do recognize. And the ones I recognize make me very happy for the rest of this competition.
Just in time for this week, I am seeing one name I don't recognize. And that name does bother me a great deal. The name is the "Known Unknown." Something about this person just shakes me the wrong way. Perhaps it's the idea that Hardaway is filling in for Jacobs. Perhaps it's the idea that I haven't heard from Double D in a long time. Perhaps it's the idea that, in my neck of the woods, there's been enough Ice around here you'd think the Coldest Player in the Game is making a comeback. Maybe a member of the dreaded Botts family will be rearing their ugly head? Or the long-awaited return of Kris Keebler. Wait a minute, no one is waiting for him to come back! Unless he's the rumored "Exploding Opponent." I work here and I'd pay money to watch the "Original Tycoon" get blown to smithereens.
Fucking Hell is it cold out in my neck of the woods. I'm glad my truck is a 4x4, or else I'd have been in some serious shit after the Ice Storm came through. I can't help but wonder about some of the idiots out here, though. One snowflake falls, and they forget how to drive. It's as if driving a reasonable speed in dangerous conditions is overrated. But, that's another story for another day.
With all of these Unknown entrants, you know that you are expecting some surprise entrants. I am hoping we see K-Money come back. That's a returning superstar I want to see. I'm also hoping to see some guys we have never seen before that want to stick around. Maybe one of those rejects from XWF coming through to learn what REAL competition is all about. That's one thing about XWF I do regret. That piece of shit company fell apart before I could come through and piss on the ashes. In any event, though, I can't wait to see what this week's Solitary has in store for the PWE's best and brightest.
You Know someone who is probably dreading this upcoming contest? Nathan Lucas. Nate had a rough time of it at Clash III. He had the momentum after the first fall, in a match that was right up his alley. Then, he realized what he was up against. He got submitted by a timely Wakigatame, or Fujiwara Armbar in the second fall. I guess that bum shoulder got the better of you, eh Vato? Then, he had all the momentum in the Slopmatch, only to get caught by one of those weird moves Ms. Roshan Nocturne must have picked up watching Japanese Wrestling tapes or something, and he ended up taking a bath in Heinz 57. This week, he's in a match where he doesn't even know who his opposition is. I mean, for all we know, he could be facing 2 Enemigoes just as well as he could be facing Lee Stone and Tomoko Hanahara.
Nathan, You're probably seeing this message and sweating. If I were you, I'd be sweating, too. Actually, If I were you, I'd probably be washing that goofy looking hair gel bullshit out of my head, shave, and try to make myself pretend to look somewhat presentable. I know you're talented on the ground and can bring the submissions with a vengeance. But you have to realize this: If you were facing say, me, I wouldn't be afraid of your submission game. If it were me you were facing, you would be up against someone who can match you in that department. And giving up your back against me would make you long for that day so long ago when you were getting your arm torn to shreds. Because if it were me you were facing, you'd be in for a long night. You had a little bit of trouble with Ms. Roshan Nocturne, who does have training in Catch Wrestling. She has a lot more to learn, but that only comes from combat. Me? I've forgotten more than you can ever know. And my pedigree speaks for itself: Former PWE Universal Champion, Last ICE Universal Champion, Last ICE Alias Champion. And while you frantically search for the tapes of my matches, all I can say is this, Vato: have fun. Your best bet would be that the other guy was a complete scrub and that you can beat me to the punch in taking him out. And know that I can very easily leave you Knocked Out... or Clocked Out.
Sincerely,
R.W. Randolph
