Post by Masaharu Tanabashi on Sept 11, 2011 15:30:10 GMT -5
OOC: I'm not quite sure on the status of ASW. Since it's been over a month since the RP deadline, I'm going to go ahead and post the match that I wrote along with the two endings (one for if Meiou wins, one for if Nocturne wins). I hope you all enjoy it. This is completely unedited from what I sent in with the exception of the removal of HTML tags (I only used the <P> tag to have the appropriate line breaks and apparently those aren't needed here)
(The camera switches to Ken Stevenson and Chris Carter at their ringside announcers table. Chris has slipped on a fullly functional haz-mat suit.)
Ken: Chris, don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?
Chris (who apparently has his microphone inside the suit): Hell no. If I had my way, we would be surrounded in 6 inches thick bullet proof glass.
Ken: Suit yourself, Chris. Before we went live tonight, one lucky fan got the only plastic poncho that we had available. Here is the video from earlier today.
(The video shows a drawing held earlier today. As spotlights go all around the arena, a referee reaches inside the giant bin that contains all of the seat positions. As the referee reads the seat number, the spotlights find the seat. It is one of the seats in the upper balcony. The fan is ecstatic that his so-called "cheap seat" ticket has paid off while the lower areas of the arena boo loudly. Some on the floor area try throwing trash into the upper balcony. The camera switches to the ring announcer)
Colin Peterson: The following match will be for the Pro-Wrestling Evolution Vicious Championship! The rules to this match are as follows. At each ring side area corner is a pool filled with either grits, molasses, sawmill gravy, or oatmeal and at the top of the stage is a firehose that will spray either vodka, orange juice, tomato soup, or green slime. The firehoses will remain locked until either competitor finds the key that has been hidden in each of the pools and finds which lock it belongs to. To win the match, a competitor must find the special fifth key that has been hidden in one of the ringside pools and unlock the display case at the top of the stage that will contain the PWE Vicious Championship belt. There will be no disqualifications, no count outs, and no time limit to this match.
("The Dark Ride" by Helloween starts to play as the stage lights go dark with the exception of the entrance ramp which remain half lit.)
Peterson: Introducing first, the challenger, from Tokyo, Japan, Tsukino Meiou!
(Meiou appears on the top of the stage. He doesn't react to the cheering of the fans as he walks back to grab something from the backstage area. He returns with a flatbed trolley that is pulling a 22 gallon plastic garbage can with a lid on it. a large cylinder like object covered in a black cloth, a few mops, a small steel bucket, and a smaller aluminum garbage can. Meiou pulls the trolley all the way to the ringside mats and leaves it. He enters the ring after pulling off his black leather jacket and dropping it to the floor. He walks to the opposite side of the ring and turns around to face the entrance ramp. "Shame On The Night" by Jorn starts playing as stage lights turn a bright red.)
Peterson: Introducing next, the champion, from R.W. Randolph's Torture Chamber, Roshan Nocturne!
Ken: Does anyone know where Nocturne is from exactly?
Chris: Meiou's worst nightmare!
Ken: You know he's standing right there, Chris.
Chris: What could he possibly do to me?
(Nocturne comes out to cheers louder than the ones Meiou received. She raises the PWE Vicious Championship belt high above her head before walking to the open display case. She places the belt inside the case and slams it shut. She walks down to the ring, giving high fives to ringside fans while Meiou waits with a soul piercing look on his face. As she reaches Meiou's black leather jacket, she instantly shift gears as she quickly grabs the jacket and pulls out Meiou's favorite weapon, the Japanese style sickle. This beings Meiou's rage level to 10,000% as he takes off full speed in Roshan's direction as no one touches the contents of his black leather jacket. However it's too late as Nocturne tosses the deadly weapon out into the crowd. Meiou dives through the ropes and tackles Nocturne to the ground. The bell rings as Meiou begins rapidly sending right hands right into Roshan's face.)
Chris: Was that Meiou's sickle? I can hardly see in this thing.
Ken: I believe that was his sickle. If there is anyone who has pissed off Meiou enough to be deserving of having that used against them, Roshan would have to be in the top five. Looks like that won't be happening tonight.
Chris: HA! Like I said, what could Meiou possibly do to me?
Ken: Perhaps we should pay attention to the match. The stunt Roshan pulled has gave Meiou the upper edge early on.
(Just as Ken finishes that statement, Nocturne grabs the steel bucket on Meiou's trolley and slams it in Meiou's face. Once more to the head is enough to send Meiou rolling off. Nocturne bounces the bucket off Meiou's mid-section for good measure. The two get to their hands and knees but Meiou is up first. Meiou is about to send a knee to Roshan's face but is blocked. Roshan grabs Meiou's leg as she stands up but Meiou attempts an enziguri. Roshan ducks and put Meiou in an ankle lock. A sharp kick to the right knee by Meiou breaks the hold. Roshan walks it off as she rolls inside the ring. Meiou gets up and gets back into the ring himself.)
Ken: Finally the action gets to the ring. It's only a matter of time before this match turns sloppy.
(The two locks up but Meiou powers Roshan into the corner. As Meiou releases, he sends a left hand into Roshan's face to start the process of making the left side of her face look as bad as the right side. Roshan fires back with with a punch of her own right into Meiou's nose. Meiou stumbles back as Roshan runs up to him and unleashes a series of kicks that begin with a kick to the head. Meiou tries to block as much as he can but Roshan's kickboxing skills allows her to land most of the kicks. That is until Meiou catches her left leg and delivers a low blow punch. The fans boo as Meiou slumps back to the ropes to regain his composure and Roshan falls down in agony.
Chris: Ken, do you think that low blows will have the same effect on Roshan as they do on men?
Ken: I'm not exactly sure on that, Chris. However, I imagine they would still be painful since they're coming from Meiou.
Chris: Remeber all the low blows Meiou did in the State Penn last year?
Ken: Yes I do. Why?
Chris: No reason.
(Roshan's pain is temporary as she springs up and continues the onslaught on Meiou. She kicks him him the gut and runs to the opposite side of the ring. She bounces off the ropes and run full force at Meiou. She attempts to put Meiou out of commission with the Illumination II but Meiou ducks down and sends Roshan over the top rope to the floor by the announcer's table. Meiou gets out on the apron of the ring and waits. As soon as Roshan puts her hand on the announcer's table to pull herself up, Meiou jumps on the second rope to spring off across to the announcer's table and stomps on Roshan's hand as he lands on the table.
Ken: Meiou is showing that even in a slopmatch, he still brings vicious to the table.
Chris: I have to give Meiou a hand for that move. Now that we got the bad puns out the way, THROW ROSHAN INTO THE GRAVY, MEIOU!
(Meiou looks down at Chris and instantly has a look of disgust on his face. Meiou jumps off the table on it's side and violently pulls Chris out of his seat. Meiou begins tearing off the haz-mat suit off of Chris to the delight of the fans. Chris is heard begging Meiou not to as he continues to rip off the suit. It turns out Chris wasn't wearing anything but his tighty-whitey underpants as fans begin a "Tighty-Whitey" chant as Chris runs off looking like he could start crying at any moment. Ken, having tears coming from his eyes from laughing too hard, stands up to high five Meiou. Meiou shoots an ice cold glare at Ken and almost as if trained, the chant comes to an instant stop. Not even crickets can be heard as Ken realizes this would be his que to quietly sit back down and forget he ever thought of trying to give Meiou a high five. As Ken returns to his chair, Roshan has recovered from her hand being stomped just enough to give Meiou a low blow. Meiou falls to he knees craddling his family jewels.)
Ken: That will make Meiou think about turning his back on Roshan again in this match. To my right appears to be the sawmill gravy while the left could be the oatmeal. Let see who ends up in what first.
(Roshan gets up and delivers a fierce kick to the back of Meiou's legs which sends him crawling away. A kick to Meiou's side brings him to a stop as he rolls over clutching his ribs. Roshan grabs Meiou's left leg and puts it into a knee bar which brings a look of agony to Meiou's face. He tries desperately to get away but there is no rope that will break the hold in this match, especially on the floor. Meiou manages to scoot close to the sawmill gravy and realizes he has to do something or the rest of the match will be hell for his previously injured knee. He begins punching at Roshans' ribs which finally gets her to break the hold. Meiou knows that staying on the ground isn't exactly the thing he wants to do when Roshan is his opponent so he pulls himself up using the ringside barrier. Roshan also gets up and runs toward Meiou. Roshan is about to attempt a big boot to the face but Meiou gets out of the way. Roshan stops short and almost falls into the gravy. Meiou sends a powerful drop kick into the upper back of Roshan but Roshan manages to stand her ground. Meiou gets up and turns Roshan around. He drops her with a quick DDT and is up on his feet in a flash. He pulls Roshan up and whips her toward the oatmeal. Again she manages to stop short and turns around. She finds Meiou is running full force, presumably for another drop kick or something, and she reacts. Roshan drops down to the ground after a step forward and drop toe holds Meiou into the oatmeal!)
Ken: Meiou is the first to be slopped! Too bad Chris isn't out here to witness this.
(Meiou's entire front side is covered in oatmeal as he crawls out on the other open side. Roshan takes the time to rest as she enjoys Meiou's misery. Meiou isn't pleased as he tries to wipe off the oatmeal. As Meiou stands up, Roshan capitalizes by doing a Tiger Feint Kick around the ring post and under the bottom rope right into Meiou. Meiou is sent back into the oatmeal. Meiou felt that he landed on something in the pool and pulls it out of the oatmeal. It's the first key on a large metal keyring.)
Ken: Meiou now has the first key. If it's the key to the title belt, this match could end up a big disappointment for those who want to see all kinds of muck flying in this match.
(Roshan sees the keyring and grabs on to it. Meiou isn't going to give up that easily as he grabs on with both hands. A tug of war ensues but Meiou is easily pulled due to standing in the oatmeal. Meiou sharply pulls the key ring towards the ring post and slams Roshan's arm into the ring post. This arm was of the same hand that got stomped on earlier so extreme pain once again shoots through Roshan's arm. As Nocturne lets go with the one farm, Meiou kicks Roshan in the chest to get her to let go with the other arm. Meiou takes off for the stage as Roshan plans to stop him. Roshan gets back into the ring as an acciently slip by Meiou buys Roshan some time. Meiou manages to swing over the pool of molasses using the ring post but Roshan is up and running across the ring. Just as Meiou is about to turn towards the entry way, Roshan does a Baseball Slide that sends Meiou to the ground with the key flying further up the stage. Roshan decides it is time to unleash her high flying abilities as she runs back to the opposite side again. Meiou stands up just as Roshan returns with a suicide senton. However, Meiou catches Roshan and powerbombs her to the floor.
Ken: Impressive aerial technique by Roshan but Meiou isn't the person you want to fly against. He has the entire encylcopedia of high flying moves in his mind and probably wrote some of the entries of that encyclopedia. Now will Meiou be the first to unlock one of the firehoses or is that key the key to the victory?
(Meiou goes to his trolly of items and pulls the lid off the metal trash can. It turns out that it is filled with water. Meiou dunks his head into the water and cleans his face off. However, anyone who knows Meiou should know that he didn't bring a trash can full of water for a mid-match clean up. Meiou reaches in the can with both arms and appears to have a bit of trouble wrestling whatever is in the trash can out of it. Nocturne pulls herself up in a daze and turns around to see Meiou accidently sloshing water out of his smaller trash can. Meiou finally gets whatever is in the trash can out as Roshan gets behind him. Meiou turns around and hits Roshan with the COMBINATION BLACK MIST AND SQUID INK ATTACK!)
Ken: Meiou has a squid with him and they both black misted Roshan!
(Roshan instantly retches and pulls away as Meiou dumps the squid back into the trash can. The reminants of the black mist runs down Meiou's goatee as Roshan tries to struggle to comprehend what just happened to her. She is unable to see and all she can smell and taste is the combination of squid ink and whatever the hell Meiou puts in that black mist. As she is coughing and choking while trying to clear her eyes of this nasty liquid, Meiou grabs the metal trash can lid and levels Roshan with it. He drops the lid and picks up Roshan. He then tosses her right into the pool full of grits.)
Ken: Roshan is now in the slop. Meiou has oats on him and Roshan has corn on her. The gravy and molasses are still untouched.
(Roshan tries sitting up but doesn't have the power to pull her self up. Meiou walks back up the entry way and grabs the key that was dropped earlier. Meiou walks up the entry way and instantly heads for the display case holding the title. He puts the key in the lock and turns. It doesn't unlock. Meiou tries again and shakes the case, but it still remains closed. Meiou tries kicking the case open but whoever made the display case predicted that someone would try to break it open. The display case remains largely unscratched with the exception of some oatmeal from Meiou's boot. Meiou gives up and turns toward the fire hoses. He tries the one nearest the display case and to his surprise, the lock unlocks. He then starts pulling out the fire hose and runs down the ramp. Roshan is finally recovering and decides to start searching for any keys hidden in the grits. She soon finds the key and starts to pull herself up. Just as she turns to find where Meiou is, she sees him standing there with fire hose in hand. With a pull of the lever that activates the hose, green slime comes blasting out on Roshan. The grits and the fans around the pool are sloshed with the slime as Meiou coats Roshan in the slime. Roshan slips and falls half way to the pool of sawmill gravy in her attempt to get away from the unforgiving blast of green slime. However, she does manage to keep ahold of the key she found. Meiou drops the hose and walks over to Roshan. As she gets up, Meiou sharply kicks Roshan in the back of the knee and then puts her in a head lock. Meiou throws one of her arms over his shoulders and lifts her up for a brainbuster. However she flips over and puts Meiou into a sleeper hold. She jumps up and latches on with her legs in attempt to take Meiou down. Meiou manages to make it to the sawmill gravy before he falls to his knees and then his side. Despite being dunked in to the gravy, Roshan still holds on. Meiou is still fighting but is in a bad spot as he tries to keep his face from being submerged in the gravy. Meiou gets the strength to stand back up and falls back hard to get Roshan to release the hold. Roshan does release the hold but instantly moves to the next hold as she puts Meiou in the Fujiwara armbar. Meiou fights hard as he is having more trouble keeping his airways out of the gravy.)
Ken: It looks like Roshan is trying to drown Meiou in the gravy with these submission holds that feature Meiou's face being in the gravy. If anything, this is what the Vicious Title is all about. If you have to kill your opponent to win, then by all means do so.
(Meiou refuses to go out like this as Roshan releases the hold. Meiou instantly rolls over to catch some air but this just allows Roshan to set up the next submission hold. This next hold is the Texas Cloverleaf and Meiou once again is face down in the gravy. He screams as he is being dismantled by Roshan in the pool of gravy. Meiou can barely keep his face out of the gravy for more than a few seconds as his arm is still aching from the armbar. However he does find the third key in the gravy which means the two both have a key in their posession. After making Meiou suffer, Roshan decides to see what her key unlocks. However, she didn't expect Meiou to grab onto her foot with the arm she didn't work on. She falls to the ground as Meiou slowly pulls himself out of the gravy.
Ken: Both of them have a key from different pools. If they reach the stage at the same time, the stage could turn into a giant mess. I hope the cleaning crew is ready to do their jobs because they have their work cut out for them.
(Meiou, despite being in great pain, pulls himself out of the slop as Roshan begins to franticly crawl away from Meiou as if he's Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees. Roshan pulls herself up as Meiou slowly walks in Roshan's direction. Meiou gains some speed as he powers through his aching body's messages telling him to stop. He catches up to Roshan at his trolley. Roshan grabs one of the mops and pulls the lid off the much larger plastic garbage can. The camera gets a view of what's inside, it's the same substance that argubly started this entire slopwar between the two, Pepto Bismol. Roshan tosses the lid at Meiou and dips the mop into the Pepto Bismol as Meiou dodges grabs a mop of his own. Meiou dips the mop in the Pepto Bismol as Roshan tries to figure out how to go about attacking Meiou. She swings the mop on to Meiou's head but Meiou blocks using the mop like a staff. He then switches to a sword like maneuver and paints Roshan up the middle with the mop. Roshan tries to attack again like it was a baseball bat but Meiou manages to jump on the top of the garbage can. He dips the mop again and paints Roshan from shoulder to shoulder making a crucifix of Pepto Bismol. Meiou dips the mop again and then jumps and flips over Roshan, painting her down the middle of her back. Roshan, not to be toyed with like this, goes into rage mode and starts swinging the mop at Meiou in any direction. Meiou blocks until his mop breaks. Meiou throws the Pepto Bismol end at Roshan before reaching the cylander like object. Roshan dips her mop again as Meiou pulls off the black cloth to reveal a large cardboard tube. He gets slapped in the face with the Pepto Bismol covered mop and as he turns around, gets a freshly dipped pepto bismol mop stuffed down the back of his shirt. Roshan pulls out the mop to add a fresh coat of Pepto Bismol as Meiou opens the cardboard tube. He pulls out the contents, a very special kendo stick. This kendo stick has what appears to be condoms stuffed with blood tied all the way from top to bottom except the handle. There is also strips of styrofoam running down 4 times the kendo stick. Meiou pulls the strips off to reveal 4 rows of thumbtacks. Roshan sees this special weapon of Meiou and decides to grab the last remaining mop. She dips both mops in Pepto Bismol. By now the floor area is starting to form a puddle of Pepto Bismol)
Ken: Meiou and Nocturne are fighting with mops and Pepto Bismol and it looks like Meiou's creativity might introduce some red to the pink puddle forming on the floor.
(Meiou takes a swing and gets blocked. However the thumbtacks start to poke holes in the blood filled condoms. The two proceed to have an evenly matched battle where blood and pepto bismol splatters everywhere. Soon the mop breaks and by now only one condom remains tied to the special kendo stick. Both are slopped with blood and pepto bismol and can barely stand in the slippery mess. Roshan kicks the kendo stick from Meiou's hands and rolls by Meiou to grab it. She pulls the unpunctured condom off and bites off the end. She tosses the blood bag and it covers Meiou in god knows what kind of animal's blood. Roshan runs to attack Meiou with a cross body splash but Meiou holds on and proceeds to dump her head first into the pepto bismol. A large volume of Pepto Bismol spills out the side as Roshan sinks in but she grabs on to Meiou's arm and locks on a cross armbar. Meiou is in agony, but Roshan can't possibly hold on for very long without air. Meiou tries pulling her out but ends up taking the trash can over. Pepto Bismol creates a lake in the middle of the entry way that covers Meiou as it splashes out of the can. The Pepto Bismol allows Meiou to slip out of the arm bar as Roshan gasps for air. Roshan pulls herself out of the garbage can as Meiou grabs his key and walks up the stage. Roshan wipes Pepto Bismol out of her eyes to see Meiou heading for the display case again. Roshan locates her key in the Pepto Bisoml and runs up the stage. She didn't come this far only to lose to the same slop that started this war in the first place. Unfortunately, Meiou's key isn't the one that will end this war. Roshan grabs the third fire hose from the left and manages to unlock it. Meiou watches this happen and grabs the second fire hose and his key unlocks it as well. The two are at a standoff with their respective fire hoses.)
Ken: This one will be better tasting than the green slime and pepto bismol as there is only vodka, orange juice, and tomato soup left.
(The two both activate their hoses at the same time. Orange Juice from Meiou and vodka from Roshan combine to make the first ever slopmatch Screwdriver.)
Ken: I don't think bartending is in the future for either wrestler if this is how they dispense the drinks.
(The two liquids wash off some of the thicker slop but it still isn't a walk in the park to be extremely flamable or to be covered in a liquid that will dry into a sticky mess. Meiou stops his hose first, which turns out to be a mistake as Roshan stops her hose and hits a running dropkick on Meiou. Meiou is knocked back as Roshan is quickly to her feet. Meiou returns fire with a closeline that takes Roshan down. He picks up Roshan and throws her into the backstage area. Meiou follows as Roshan scrambles down the ramp that Meiou used to get his trolley up onto the stage. Roshan goes through a curtain to find a Chris Carter dressed in his original attire.)
Chris: Oh shit!
(Carter runs as Meiou pops out from behind the curtain. Roshan gets to her feet and turns around to swing a fist at Meiou's face. The fist connects and Roshan follows up with another punch. Meiou fights back and the two have a fist fight all the way up a nearby stairway that ends with a door. The camera cuts to a door with "Authorized Personal Only" on a large red sign on the door and out comes Meiou and Roshan. People around turn and sees that the second ever slopmatch has came to the concession area. Various concession stands offering various types of food start to realize a shit storm is coming their way. They are forced to be open through out the entire show. The two fight up to a fast food concession stand that serves burgers and such. People clear away as Roshan fires off two quick punches and whips Meiou into the counter. The staff back away as Roshan jumps over the counter to search for something to make Meiou's life more miserable. Roshan finds a concession stand brawl favorite, a large jar of mustard. Meiou turns around to face Roshan only to get mustard thrown into his face. While not as disabling as the black mist and squid ink attack as earlier, it still burns when it reaches Meiou's eyes. Mustard drips down Meiou's shirt and onto his pants. This mess is only made worse when Roshan finds an equally large jar of ketchup. When Meiou gets close enough she throws the ketchup into his face. She decides to press her luck a third time with a large jar of mayonnaise but this time Meiou fights back. Just as she is going to throw that in Meiou's face, Meiou counter attacks and puts the entire jar on Roshan's head. Mayonnaise globs out onto Roshan as Meiou grabs large quantities of napkins to get the ketchup and mustard out of his eyes. For just a moment, we cut back to the main arena where Chris Carter is coming back out again. He jumps over the security railing to avoid walking in the large lake of pepto bismol and blood, and goes through the middle of the ring to avoid most of the mess.)
Ken: Welcome back, Chris.
Chris: I don't want to talk about it.
Ken: I'm just welcoming you back, Chris. You should be mostly safe now that Meiou and Nocturne are fighting at the concession stands.
Chris: They still have to come back to find the last keys though.
Ken: Don't worry, we haven't had anything like last time and I doubt there will be since the molasses is on the other side of the ring.
(We return to the action as Roshan manages to get the giant mayonnaise jar off her head. She leaps back over the counter as Meiou walks off down a mysterious hall way. Theres a sign that says something in Japanese above the standard "Authorized Personal Only" sign. For the home viewers, a subtitle is added below to translate what the sign says "Meiou's Slopmatch Hell". Of course Roshan cannot read it and follows Meiou. There are four doors with the numbers being the Japanese kanji instead of roman numerals. She sees door #2 shut and she instantly follows. The room is dark but Roshan isn't letting this bother her. Once she gets in the middle, something tips her off that something is about to go very wrong for her. This would be the honk of a clown's nose. The lights turn on and there stands what must be at least 100 clowns. They are all holding pies of all kinds.)
Chris: Why are clowns so damn creepy?
Ken: I don't know what Roshan thinks of clowns before but I don't think she is going to think very highly of them after this.
(Meiou appears from behind some of the clowns.)
Meiou: Welcome to my hell!
(The clowns open fire with the pies, each of them hitting their mark while Meiou stands by with a sick smile on his face. Roshan gets pie from all directions and it makes for a slippery and sticky mess. Roshan falls on her ass while the last of the pies hit her. Meiou runs up and hits a dropkick to her face. He then locks on a Dragon Sleeper in the middle of the mess. Roshan grabs onto Meiou's hair and pulls hard forcing Meiou to let go or risk having a bald patch on his head. Roshan gets up with Meiou's hair still in hand. She bends him backwards and hits a reverse DDT into the middle of the pie filling puddle. She decides that it's best to leave this room as Meiou recovers. Roshan enters the door #4. The lights flash on and there is no signal to start the mess. The wall panels open to reveal hoses all pointed at Roshan. Barbecue sauce sprays out all over Nocturne. Nocturne runs out and slips and falls as she makes it out of the room. Meiou is just exiting clown pie hell room.)
Meiou: No matter where you go, hell will always be there!
(Meiou disappears behind #1. Roshan follows and finds that Meiou is standing on the other side of the room. The floor appears to be normal so Roshan takes off at a full sprint. Meiou presses a button that slowly pulls back the floor. The floor starts to reveal a lake of caramel. However, Roshan is faster than the floor and Meiou realizes this mistake of setting up these floors to be slow. Roshan hits Illumination II dead center in Meiou's face. Meiou backs up into the button that slowly makes the floors return as he falls into the caramel. The floors close completely as Roshan sits down to allow her mind to comprehend the completely psychotic slopmatch rooms that Meiou has set up in this hallway.)
Ken: We better get paramedics there quickly or Meiou is going to drown in caramel!
Chris: Let him choke on his own medicine! Maybe that will teach him to put his hands on non-wrestler personal of PWE!
Ken: You were the one who decided no to wear anything under that hazmat suit, not Meiou.
Chris: It was hot in that suit, what did you expect me to do? Die from heat exhaustion?
(Nocturne doesn't get long to think as Meiou's hand comes punching through the floor. Soon Meiou's other arm comes punching through and starts tearing through the floor. Meiou pulls himself out of the pit of caramel as Roshan stands up. Roshan is shocked that Meiou managed to survive this ordeal after taking an Illumination II. Meiou manages to choke out some words.)
Meiou: In hell, there is no death for me!
(Roshan picks up Meiou and puts him in a headlock. She drags him out into the hall way and enters #1 with him. She throws him into the center of the room and looks around. On the wall by the door is a lever with a button on it. Roshan pushes the button which pulls back floor panels revealing two giant pieces of fake bread. One is covered in peanut butter and the other covered in strawberry jelly. Meiou is in between them. He stands up and turns around to face Roshan.)
Roshan: Lightness always defeats Darkness, Tsukino.
(Roshan pulls the lever and the pieces of bread slams shut on Meiou. This brings Chris Carters spirits up immediately as he begins laughing histerically. Roshan pulls the lever in the opposite direction to cause the pieces of bread to return to their original position. Meiou looks like he's dead on his feet as Roshan pulls the lever again. Again a giant Peanut Butter, Meiou, and Jelly Sandwich forms. Roshan pulls the lever back and forth an additional 8 times. Chris Carter sounds like he's going to have a stroke.)
Chris: Do you think we can play that Peanut Butter Jelly Time song? I think Meiou would love to hear that song right about now!
Ken: I'm afraid not, Chris.
Chris: Seeing Meiou get squished like the insect that he is just made my day. I bet he didn't plan that to happen.
(Meiou drops to the floor when the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is seperated for the last time. Roshan leaves the room and heads back through the concession stand area and down the long stairway. As she walks back out on stage, the fans cheer her return. On the big screen, the camera shows the Peanut Butter and Jelly Slopmatch Hell room and like any horror movie monster, Meiou isn't there on the floor anymore. Roshan turns around and sees this image. She realizes that Meiou cannot be far behind as she sprints down the stage. She dives into the mollases hoping that both of the last two keys are there. She finds a key for both of her hands. Only problem is Meiou has just ran out and is running down the ramp. Roshan hides behind the security railing and as soon as Meiou is seen, she tackles him to the ground. She uses the giant key rings as brass knuckles and starts unleashing a barrage of punches to his face. A cut forms on Meiou's forehead and gets open up further and further with each punch. Meiou almost looks like he is knocked out for good when he opens his eyes and instantly spit a second blast of black mist up into Nocturne's face. Meiou shoves Nocturne off as he sees his own blood pouring on to the ground when he gets up. Meiou takes one of the keys from Roshan's hands but when he tries to take the other, Roshan throws him into the mollases. Meiou stands up only to be hit with Illumination. Nocturne checks Meiou's hands for the key he took but it is nowhere to be found.)
Ken: Meiou is busted open and is out cold in the mollasses. However, he somehow lost the key he took from Roshan.
Chris: Just bust the display case open and be done with it! What is the difference between opening the case with the key and busting it open? Either way you still get the title.
Ken: Meiou has tried that already and it didn't work.
Chris: Damn it.
(Roshan decides to take a gamble and use the one key that she does have. She walks up to the display case holding the title and tries it in the lock. It's the key for the tomato soup hose. Even through the slop, you can see her spirit drop as she has to go back and find the key that Meiou must have somewhere. Speaking of Meiou, he's starting to recover. Meiou pulls himself out of the sticky dark brown mess and isn't too pleased with the new layer of slop that has been added to him. As Roshan walks back to the ring, Meiou pulls himself using the ring apron. He rolls inside the ring which somehow looks almost spotless despite the entire ring side area being full of slop. However that is going to change as Nocturne slides under the bottom rope. Meiou is using the corner to support himself as he recovers from having his brain fried by the Illumination. Nocturne runs up and hits a running knee to keep Meiou in the corner. She climbs up to the second rope and starts punching the face of Meiou. The fans count along but Roshan doesn't stop at 10. She goes all the way to 20 before letting Meiou fall to the ground. Meiou's blood is still pouring out of his head as he struggles to recover. Nocturne rolls to the outside to grab the green slime hose.)
Ken: It may look like both of these strong competitors are apart of the living dead with all this mess but this match will continue until we have a winner. It doesn't matter if it takes all night.
Chris: That's what I'm worried about. Will the match ends if someone dies?
Ken: I think we can make an exception for that but that hasn't happened yet.
(Roshan pulls the hose into the ring as Meiou once again gets up. Roshan is just about to open fire when Meiou reaches into the side of his pants. He produces the fifth key. This gives him leverage as if Roshan blasts him with the hose, the key could be lost. Meiou charges Roshan but gets knocked down with a blast of green slime. Roshan didn't quite have a good grip on the hose as the hose accidently sprays the announcer's table.)
Chris: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
(Ken is speechless. Chris once again heads for the back, this time covered in green slime. Nocturne reaches for the key that is still in Meiou's hand but Meiou grabs the key that is in her hand. Nocturne tries headbutting Meiou but Meiou fires back with a stronger headbutt of his own. Roshan knees Meiou in the crotch and Meiou let's go of the keys. Just before Roshan can get out of the ring, Meiou has grabbed the green slime hose and blasts Roshan down with the slime. Meiou fights through his pain and slides out of the ring. He takes a moment to consider that this match is still going, so the key he had was the title belt key. However, he lost track of which key was in which hand. Roshan has a grip on one of the keys but the other one is just sitting there in the puddle of slime. Meiou grabs this key and makes his way up the stage. Roshan sees Meiou head up the stage and runs after him. Meiou reaches the top of the stage at the same time that Roshan does. Meiou is about to try his key in the display case lock. Nocturne grabs the lock for the tomato soup hose in an attempt to prevent Meiou from winning.)
Ken: Only one key is right! Who has that key?
Meiou wins
(The both of them try their respective keys in their respective locks. Meiou's key DOESN'T work in the lock and that leaves only one other option. Meiou's rage causes him to run at Nocturne and Kenka Kick her down before she even has a chance to react. He grabs Nocturne's key and heads back to the display case. He puts it in the lock and turns it. The case opens and the bell rings!)
Ken: Meiou has finally ended Nocturne's long Vicious Championship reign!
Peterson: Here is your winner, and NEW PRO-WRESTLING EVOLUTION VICIOUS CHAMPION, TSUKINO MEIOU!
(The Dark Ride begins to play as the clean up crew begins to pour out from behind the curtain. Meiou dips his finger in his own cut to write something on the title belt. When done he holds up the title belt for all to see. On the title belt is the kanji for "Meiou" written in his own blood. He may be covered in blood and slop but he is leaving the match as champion. Nocturne sits up just enough to see Meiou walk by her with the title that now has his blood on it before blacking out. Referees and paramedics come out to help Nocturne as Meiou disappears behind the curtain.)
Nocturne wins
(The both of them try their respective keys in their respective locks. However, Nocturne gets her lock to unlock first. Before Meiou can unlock his lock, he gets blasted with tomato soup at point blank range. This powerful blast sends him backwards off the edge of the stage! Nocturne grabs the final key and turns it. The display case pops open and the bell rings! Nocturne grabs the title belt and holds it up in the air.)
Ken: Roshan Nocturne has finally put her slop war with Tsukino Meiou to an end!
Peterson: Here is your winner, and STILL PRO-WRESTLING EVOLUTION VICIOUS CHAMPION, ROSHAN NOCTURNE!
(Shame On The Night begins to play as the clean up crew begins to pour out from behind the curtain. Nocturne has one last thing she has to do. She pulls back the red velvet of the display case to reveal a button. She presses the button and the floor area where Meiou is still down explodes with glitter. The sticky Meiou is now covered in glitter and he is not moving at all. Paramedics and referees come out on the floor area to help Meiou as Nocturne raises her title one more time for the audiece before disappearing behind the curtain.)
(The camera switches to Ken Stevenson and Chris Carter at their ringside announcers table. Chris has slipped on a fullly functional haz-mat suit.)
Ken: Chris, don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?
Chris (who apparently has his microphone inside the suit): Hell no. If I had my way, we would be surrounded in 6 inches thick bullet proof glass.
Ken: Suit yourself, Chris. Before we went live tonight, one lucky fan got the only plastic poncho that we had available. Here is the video from earlier today.
(The video shows a drawing held earlier today. As spotlights go all around the arena, a referee reaches inside the giant bin that contains all of the seat positions. As the referee reads the seat number, the spotlights find the seat. It is one of the seats in the upper balcony. The fan is ecstatic that his so-called "cheap seat" ticket has paid off while the lower areas of the arena boo loudly. Some on the floor area try throwing trash into the upper balcony. The camera switches to the ring announcer)
Colin Peterson: The following match will be for the Pro-Wrestling Evolution Vicious Championship! The rules to this match are as follows. At each ring side area corner is a pool filled with either grits, molasses, sawmill gravy, or oatmeal and at the top of the stage is a firehose that will spray either vodka, orange juice, tomato soup, or green slime. The firehoses will remain locked until either competitor finds the key that has been hidden in each of the pools and finds which lock it belongs to. To win the match, a competitor must find the special fifth key that has been hidden in one of the ringside pools and unlock the display case at the top of the stage that will contain the PWE Vicious Championship belt. There will be no disqualifications, no count outs, and no time limit to this match.
("The Dark Ride" by Helloween starts to play as the stage lights go dark with the exception of the entrance ramp which remain half lit.)
Peterson: Introducing first, the challenger, from Tokyo, Japan, Tsukino Meiou!
(Meiou appears on the top of the stage. He doesn't react to the cheering of the fans as he walks back to grab something from the backstage area. He returns with a flatbed trolley that is pulling a 22 gallon plastic garbage can with a lid on it. a large cylinder like object covered in a black cloth, a few mops, a small steel bucket, and a smaller aluminum garbage can. Meiou pulls the trolley all the way to the ringside mats and leaves it. He enters the ring after pulling off his black leather jacket and dropping it to the floor. He walks to the opposite side of the ring and turns around to face the entrance ramp. "Shame On The Night" by Jorn starts playing as stage lights turn a bright red.)
Peterson: Introducing next, the champion, from R.W. Randolph's Torture Chamber, Roshan Nocturne!
Ken: Does anyone know where Nocturne is from exactly?
Chris: Meiou's worst nightmare!
Ken: You know he's standing right there, Chris.
Chris: What could he possibly do to me?
(Nocturne comes out to cheers louder than the ones Meiou received. She raises the PWE Vicious Championship belt high above her head before walking to the open display case. She places the belt inside the case and slams it shut. She walks down to the ring, giving high fives to ringside fans while Meiou waits with a soul piercing look on his face. As she reaches Meiou's black leather jacket, she instantly shift gears as she quickly grabs the jacket and pulls out Meiou's favorite weapon, the Japanese style sickle. This beings Meiou's rage level to 10,000% as he takes off full speed in Roshan's direction as no one touches the contents of his black leather jacket. However it's too late as Nocturne tosses the deadly weapon out into the crowd. Meiou dives through the ropes and tackles Nocturne to the ground. The bell rings as Meiou begins rapidly sending right hands right into Roshan's face.)
Chris: Was that Meiou's sickle? I can hardly see in this thing.
Ken: I believe that was his sickle. If there is anyone who has pissed off Meiou enough to be deserving of having that used against them, Roshan would have to be in the top five. Looks like that won't be happening tonight.
Chris: HA! Like I said, what could Meiou possibly do to me?
Ken: Perhaps we should pay attention to the match. The stunt Roshan pulled has gave Meiou the upper edge early on.
(Just as Ken finishes that statement, Nocturne grabs the steel bucket on Meiou's trolley and slams it in Meiou's face. Once more to the head is enough to send Meiou rolling off. Nocturne bounces the bucket off Meiou's mid-section for good measure. The two get to their hands and knees but Meiou is up first. Meiou is about to send a knee to Roshan's face but is blocked. Roshan grabs Meiou's leg as she stands up but Meiou attempts an enziguri. Roshan ducks and put Meiou in an ankle lock. A sharp kick to the right knee by Meiou breaks the hold. Roshan walks it off as she rolls inside the ring. Meiou gets up and gets back into the ring himself.)
Ken: Finally the action gets to the ring. It's only a matter of time before this match turns sloppy.
(The two locks up but Meiou powers Roshan into the corner. As Meiou releases, he sends a left hand into Roshan's face to start the process of making the left side of her face look as bad as the right side. Roshan fires back with with a punch of her own right into Meiou's nose. Meiou stumbles back as Roshan runs up to him and unleashes a series of kicks that begin with a kick to the head. Meiou tries to block as much as he can but Roshan's kickboxing skills allows her to land most of the kicks. That is until Meiou catches her left leg and delivers a low blow punch. The fans boo as Meiou slumps back to the ropes to regain his composure and Roshan falls down in agony.
Chris: Ken, do you think that low blows will have the same effect on Roshan as they do on men?
Ken: I'm not exactly sure on that, Chris. However, I imagine they would still be painful since they're coming from Meiou.
Chris: Remeber all the low blows Meiou did in the State Penn last year?
Ken: Yes I do. Why?
Chris: No reason.
(Roshan's pain is temporary as she springs up and continues the onslaught on Meiou. She kicks him him the gut and runs to the opposite side of the ring. She bounces off the ropes and run full force at Meiou. She attempts to put Meiou out of commission with the Illumination II but Meiou ducks down and sends Roshan over the top rope to the floor by the announcer's table. Meiou gets out on the apron of the ring and waits. As soon as Roshan puts her hand on the announcer's table to pull herself up, Meiou jumps on the second rope to spring off across to the announcer's table and stomps on Roshan's hand as he lands on the table.
Ken: Meiou is showing that even in a slopmatch, he still brings vicious to the table.
Chris: I have to give Meiou a hand for that move. Now that we got the bad puns out the way, THROW ROSHAN INTO THE GRAVY, MEIOU!
(Meiou looks down at Chris and instantly has a look of disgust on his face. Meiou jumps off the table on it's side and violently pulls Chris out of his seat. Meiou begins tearing off the haz-mat suit off of Chris to the delight of the fans. Chris is heard begging Meiou not to as he continues to rip off the suit. It turns out Chris wasn't wearing anything but his tighty-whitey underpants as fans begin a "Tighty-Whitey" chant as Chris runs off looking like he could start crying at any moment. Ken, having tears coming from his eyes from laughing too hard, stands up to high five Meiou. Meiou shoots an ice cold glare at Ken and almost as if trained, the chant comes to an instant stop. Not even crickets can be heard as Ken realizes this would be his que to quietly sit back down and forget he ever thought of trying to give Meiou a high five. As Ken returns to his chair, Roshan has recovered from her hand being stomped just enough to give Meiou a low blow. Meiou falls to he knees craddling his family jewels.)
Ken: That will make Meiou think about turning his back on Roshan again in this match. To my right appears to be the sawmill gravy while the left could be the oatmeal. Let see who ends up in what first.
(Roshan gets up and delivers a fierce kick to the back of Meiou's legs which sends him crawling away. A kick to Meiou's side brings him to a stop as he rolls over clutching his ribs. Roshan grabs Meiou's left leg and puts it into a knee bar which brings a look of agony to Meiou's face. He tries desperately to get away but there is no rope that will break the hold in this match, especially on the floor. Meiou manages to scoot close to the sawmill gravy and realizes he has to do something or the rest of the match will be hell for his previously injured knee. He begins punching at Roshans' ribs which finally gets her to break the hold. Meiou knows that staying on the ground isn't exactly the thing he wants to do when Roshan is his opponent so he pulls himself up using the ringside barrier. Roshan also gets up and runs toward Meiou. Roshan is about to attempt a big boot to the face but Meiou gets out of the way. Roshan stops short and almost falls into the gravy. Meiou sends a powerful drop kick into the upper back of Roshan but Roshan manages to stand her ground. Meiou gets up and turns Roshan around. He drops her with a quick DDT and is up on his feet in a flash. He pulls Roshan up and whips her toward the oatmeal. Again she manages to stop short and turns around. She finds Meiou is running full force, presumably for another drop kick or something, and she reacts. Roshan drops down to the ground after a step forward and drop toe holds Meiou into the oatmeal!)
Ken: Meiou is the first to be slopped! Too bad Chris isn't out here to witness this.
(Meiou's entire front side is covered in oatmeal as he crawls out on the other open side. Roshan takes the time to rest as she enjoys Meiou's misery. Meiou isn't pleased as he tries to wipe off the oatmeal. As Meiou stands up, Roshan capitalizes by doing a Tiger Feint Kick around the ring post and under the bottom rope right into Meiou. Meiou is sent back into the oatmeal. Meiou felt that he landed on something in the pool and pulls it out of the oatmeal. It's the first key on a large metal keyring.)
Ken: Meiou now has the first key. If it's the key to the title belt, this match could end up a big disappointment for those who want to see all kinds of muck flying in this match.
(Roshan sees the keyring and grabs on to it. Meiou isn't going to give up that easily as he grabs on with both hands. A tug of war ensues but Meiou is easily pulled due to standing in the oatmeal. Meiou sharply pulls the key ring towards the ring post and slams Roshan's arm into the ring post. This arm was of the same hand that got stomped on earlier so extreme pain once again shoots through Roshan's arm. As Nocturne lets go with the one farm, Meiou kicks Roshan in the chest to get her to let go with the other arm. Meiou takes off for the stage as Roshan plans to stop him. Roshan gets back into the ring as an acciently slip by Meiou buys Roshan some time. Meiou manages to swing over the pool of molasses using the ring post but Roshan is up and running across the ring. Just as Meiou is about to turn towards the entry way, Roshan does a Baseball Slide that sends Meiou to the ground with the key flying further up the stage. Roshan decides it is time to unleash her high flying abilities as she runs back to the opposite side again. Meiou stands up just as Roshan returns with a suicide senton. However, Meiou catches Roshan and powerbombs her to the floor.
Ken: Impressive aerial technique by Roshan but Meiou isn't the person you want to fly against. He has the entire encylcopedia of high flying moves in his mind and probably wrote some of the entries of that encyclopedia. Now will Meiou be the first to unlock one of the firehoses or is that key the key to the victory?
(Meiou goes to his trolly of items and pulls the lid off the metal trash can. It turns out that it is filled with water. Meiou dunks his head into the water and cleans his face off. However, anyone who knows Meiou should know that he didn't bring a trash can full of water for a mid-match clean up. Meiou reaches in the can with both arms and appears to have a bit of trouble wrestling whatever is in the trash can out of it. Nocturne pulls herself up in a daze and turns around to see Meiou accidently sloshing water out of his smaller trash can. Meiou finally gets whatever is in the trash can out as Roshan gets behind him. Meiou turns around and hits Roshan with the COMBINATION BLACK MIST AND SQUID INK ATTACK!)
Ken: Meiou has a squid with him and they both black misted Roshan!
(Roshan instantly retches and pulls away as Meiou dumps the squid back into the trash can. The reminants of the black mist runs down Meiou's goatee as Roshan tries to struggle to comprehend what just happened to her. She is unable to see and all she can smell and taste is the combination of squid ink and whatever the hell Meiou puts in that black mist. As she is coughing and choking while trying to clear her eyes of this nasty liquid, Meiou grabs the metal trash can lid and levels Roshan with it. He drops the lid and picks up Roshan. He then tosses her right into the pool full of grits.)
Ken: Roshan is now in the slop. Meiou has oats on him and Roshan has corn on her. The gravy and molasses are still untouched.
(Roshan tries sitting up but doesn't have the power to pull her self up. Meiou walks back up the entry way and grabs the key that was dropped earlier. Meiou walks up the entry way and instantly heads for the display case holding the title. He puts the key in the lock and turns. It doesn't unlock. Meiou tries again and shakes the case, but it still remains closed. Meiou tries kicking the case open but whoever made the display case predicted that someone would try to break it open. The display case remains largely unscratched with the exception of some oatmeal from Meiou's boot. Meiou gives up and turns toward the fire hoses. He tries the one nearest the display case and to his surprise, the lock unlocks. He then starts pulling out the fire hose and runs down the ramp. Roshan is finally recovering and decides to start searching for any keys hidden in the grits. She soon finds the key and starts to pull herself up. Just as she turns to find where Meiou is, she sees him standing there with fire hose in hand. With a pull of the lever that activates the hose, green slime comes blasting out on Roshan. The grits and the fans around the pool are sloshed with the slime as Meiou coats Roshan in the slime. Roshan slips and falls half way to the pool of sawmill gravy in her attempt to get away from the unforgiving blast of green slime. However, she does manage to keep ahold of the key she found. Meiou drops the hose and walks over to Roshan. As she gets up, Meiou sharply kicks Roshan in the back of the knee and then puts her in a head lock. Meiou throws one of her arms over his shoulders and lifts her up for a brainbuster. However she flips over and puts Meiou into a sleeper hold. She jumps up and latches on with her legs in attempt to take Meiou down. Meiou manages to make it to the sawmill gravy before he falls to his knees and then his side. Despite being dunked in to the gravy, Roshan still holds on. Meiou is still fighting but is in a bad spot as he tries to keep his face from being submerged in the gravy. Meiou gets the strength to stand back up and falls back hard to get Roshan to release the hold. Roshan does release the hold but instantly moves to the next hold as she puts Meiou in the Fujiwara armbar. Meiou fights hard as he is having more trouble keeping his airways out of the gravy.)
Ken: It looks like Roshan is trying to drown Meiou in the gravy with these submission holds that feature Meiou's face being in the gravy. If anything, this is what the Vicious Title is all about. If you have to kill your opponent to win, then by all means do so.
(Meiou refuses to go out like this as Roshan releases the hold. Meiou instantly rolls over to catch some air but this just allows Roshan to set up the next submission hold. This next hold is the Texas Cloverleaf and Meiou once again is face down in the gravy. He screams as he is being dismantled by Roshan in the pool of gravy. Meiou can barely keep his face out of the gravy for more than a few seconds as his arm is still aching from the armbar. However he does find the third key in the gravy which means the two both have a key in their posession. After making Meiou suffer, Roshan decides to see what her key unlocks. However, she didn't expect Meiou to grab onto her foot with the arm she didn't work on. She falls to the ground as Meiou slowly pulls himself out of the gravy.
Ken: Both of them have a key from different pools. If they reach the stage at the same time, the stage could turn into a giant mess. I hope the cleaning crew is ready to do their jobs because they have their work cut out for them.
(Meiou, despite being in great pain, pulls himself out of the slop as Roshan begins to franticly crawl away from Meiou as if he's Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees. Roshan pulls herself up as Meiou slowly walks in Roshan's direction. Meiou gains some speed as he powers through his aching body's messages telling him to stop. He catches up to Roshan at his trolley. Roshan grabs one of the mops and pulls the lid off the much larger plastic garbage can. The camera gets a view of what's inside, it's the same substance that argubly started this entire slopwar between the two, Pepto Bismol. Roshan tosses the lid at Meiou and dips the mop into the Pepto Bismol as Meiou dodges grabs a mop of his own. Meiou dips the mop in the Pepto Bismol as Roshan tries to figure out how to go about attacking Meiou. She swings the mop on to Meiou's head but Meiou blocks using the mop like a staff. He then switches to a sword like maneuver and paints Roshan up the middle with the mop. Roshan tries to attack again like it was a baseball bat but Meiou manages to jump on the top of the garbage can. He dips the mop again and paints Roshan from shoulder to shoulder making a crucifix of Pepto Bismol. Meiou dips the mop again and then jumps and flips over Roshan, painting her down the middle of her back. Roshan, not to be toyed with like this, goes into rage mode and starts swinging the mop at Meiou in any direction. Meiou blocks until his mop breaks. Meiou throws the Pepto Bismol end at Roshan before reaching the cylander like object. Roshan dips her mop again as Meiou pulls off the black cloth to reveal a large cardboard tube. He gets slapped in the face with the Pepto Bismol covered mop and as he turns around, gets a freshly dipped pepto bismol mop stuffed down the back of his shirt. Roshan pulls out the mop to add a fresh coat of Pepto Bismol as Meiou opens the cardboard tube. He pulls out the contents, a very special kendo stick. This kendo stick has what appears to be condoms stuffed with blood tied all the way from top to bottom except the handle. There is also strips of styrofoam running down 4 times the kendo stick. Meiou pulls the strips off to reveal 4 rows of thumbtacks. Roshan sees this special weapon of Meiou and decides to grab the last remaining mop. She dips both mops in Pepto Bismol. By now the floor area is starting to form a puddle of Pepto Bismol)
Ken: Meiou and Nocturne are fighting with mops and Pepto Bismol and it looks like Meiou's creativity might introduce some red to the pink puddle forming on the floor.
(Meiou takes a swing and gets blocked. However the thumbtacks start to poke holes in the blood filled condoms. The two proceed to have an evenly matched battle where blood and pepto bismol splatters everywhere. Soon the mop breaks and by now only one condom remains tied to the special kendo stick. Both are slopped with blood and pepto bismol and can barely stand in the slippery mess. Roshan kicks the kendo stick from Meiou's hands and rolls by Meiou to grab it. She pulls the unpunctured condom off and bites off the end. She tosses the blood bag and it covers Meiou in god knows what kind of animal's blood. Roshan runs to attack Meiou with a cross body splash but Meiou holds on and proceeds to dump her head first into the pepto bismol. A large volume of Pepto Bismol spills out the side as Roshan sinks in but she grabs on to Meiou's arm and locks on a cross armbar. Meiou is in agony, but Roshan can't possibly hold on for very long without air. Meiou tries pulling her out but ends up taking the trash can over. Pepto Bismol creates a lake in the middle of the entry way that covers Meiou as it splashes out of the can. The Pepto Bismol allows Meiou to slip out of the arm bar as Roshan gasps for air. Roshan pulls herself out of the garbage can as Meiou grabs his key and walks up the stage. Roshan wipes Pepto Bismol out of her eyes to see Meiou heading for the display case again. Roshan locates her key in the Pepto Bisoml and runs up the stage. She didn't come this far only to lose to the same slop that started this war in the first place. Unfortunately, Meiou's key isn't the one that will end this war. Roshan grabs the third fire hose from the left and manages to unlock it. Meiou watches this happen and grabs the second fire hose and his key unlocks it as well. The two are at a standoff with their respective fire hoses.)
Ken: This one will be better tasting than the green slime and pepto bismol as there is only vodka, orange juice, and tomato soup left.
(The two both activate their hoses at the same time. Orange Juice from Meiou and vodka from Roshan combine to make the first ever slopmatch Screwdriver.)
Ken: I don't think bartending is in the future for either wrestler if this is how they dispense the drinks.
(The two liquids wash off some of the thicker slop but it still isn't a walk in the park to be extremely flamable or to be covered in a liquid that will dry into a sticky mess. Meiou stops his hose first, which turns out to be a mistake as Roshan stops her hose and hits a running dropkick on Meiou. Meiou is knocked back as Roshan is quickly to her feet. Meiou returns fire with a closeline that takes Roshan down. He picks up Roshan and throws her into the backstage area. Meiou follows as Roshan scrambles down the ramp that Meiou used to get his trolley up onto the stage. Roshan goes through a curtain to find a Chris Carter dressed in his original attire.)
Chris: Oh shit!
(Carter runs as Meiou pops out from behind the curtain. Roshan gets to her feet and turns around to swing a fist at Meiou's face. The fist connects and Roshan follows up with another punch. Meiou fights back and the two have a fist fight all the way up a nearby stairway that ends with a door. The camera cuts to a door with "Authorized Personal Only" on a large red sign on the door and out comes Meiou and Roshan. People around turn and sees that the second ever slopmatch has came to the concession area. Various concession stands offering various types of food start to realize a shit storm is coming their way. They are forced to be open through out the entire show. The two fight up to a fast food concession stand that serves burgers and such. People clear away as Roshan fires off two quick punches and whips Meiou into the counter. The staff back away as Roshan jumps over the counter to search for something to make Meiou's life more miserable. Roshan finds a concession stand brawl favorite, a large jar of mustard. Meiou turns around to face Roshan only to get mustard thrown into his face. While not as disabling as the black mist and squid ink attack as earlier, it still burns when it reaches Meiou's eyes. Mustard drips down Meiou's shirt and onto his pants. This mess is only made worse when Roshan finds an equally large jar of ketchup. When Meiou gets close enough she throws the ketchup into his face. She decides to press her luck a third time with a large jar of mayonnaise but this time Meiou fights back. Just as she is going to throw that in Meiou's face, Meiou counter attacks and puts the entire jar on Roshan's head. Mayonnaise globs out onto Roshan as Meiou grabs large quantities of napkins to get the ketchup and mustard out of his eyes. For just a moment, we cut back to the main arena where Chris Carter is coming back out again. He jumps over the security railing to avoid walking in the large lake of pepto bismol and blood, and goes through the middle of the ring to avoid most of the mess.)
Ken: Welcome back, Chris.
Chris: I don't want to talk about it.
Ken: I'm just welcoming you back, Chris. You should be mostly safe now that Meiou and Nocturne are fighting at the concession stands.
Chris: They still have to come back to find the last keys though.
Ken: Don't worry, we haven't had anything like last time and I doubt there will be since the molasses is on the other side of the ring.
(We return to the action as Roshan manages to get the giant mayonnaise jar off her head. She leaps back over the counter as Meiou walks off down a mysterious hall way. Theres a sign that says something in Japanese above the standard "Authorized Personal Only" sign. For the home viewers, a subtitle is added below to translate what the sign says "Meiou's Slopmatch Hell". Of course Roshan cannot read it and follows Meiou. There are four doors with the numbers being the Japanese kanji instead of roman numerals. She sees door #2 shut and she instantly follows. The room is dark but Roshan isn't letting this bother her. Once she gets in the middle, something tips her off that something is about to go very wrong for her. This would be the honk of a clown's nose. The lights turn on and there stands what must be at least 100 clowns. They are all holding pies of all kinds.)
Chris: Why are clowns so damn creepy?
Ken: I don't know what Roshan thinks of clowns before but I don't think she is going to think very highly of them after this.
(Meiou appears from behind some of the clowns.)
Meiou: Welcome to my hell!
(The clowns open fire with the pies, each of them hitting their mark while Meiou stands by with a sick smile on his face. Roshan gets pie from all directions and it makes for a slippery and sticky mess. Roshan falls on her ass while the last of the pies hit her. Meiou runs up and hits a dropkick to her face. He then locks on a Dragon Sleeper in the middle of the mess. Roshan grabs onto Meiou's hair and pulls hard forcing Meiou to let go or risk having a bald patch on his head. Roshan gets up with Meiou's hair still in hand. She bends him backwards and hits a reverse DDT into the middle of the pie filling puddle. She decides that it's best to leave this room as Meiou recovers. Roshan enters the door #4. The lights flash on and there is no signal to start the mess. The wall panels open to reveal hoses all pointed at Roshan. Barbecue sauce sprays out all over Nocturne. Nocturne runs out and slips and falls as she makes it out of the room. Meiou is just exiting clown pie hell room.)
Meiou: No matter where you go, hell will always be there!
(Meiou disappears behind #1. Roshan follows and finds that Meiou is standing on the other side of the room. The floor appears to be normal so Roshan takes off at a full sprint. Meiou presses a button that slowly pulls back the floor. The floor starts to reveal a lake of caramel. However, Roshan is faster than the floor and Meiou realizes this mistake of setting up these floors to be slow. Roshan hits Illumination II dead center in Meiou's face. Meiou backs up into the button that slowly makes the floors return as he falls into the caramel. The floors close completely as Roshan sits down to allow her mind to comprehend the completely psychotic slopmatch rooms that Meiou has set up in this hallway.)
Ken: We better get paramedics there quickly or Meiou is going to drown in caramel!
Chris: Let him choke on his own medicine! Maybe that will teach him to put his hands on non-wrestler personal of PWE!
Ken: You were the one who decided no to wear anything under that hazmat suit, not Meiou.
Chris: It was hot in that suit, what did you expect me to do? Die from heat exhaustion?
(Nocturne doesn't get long to think as Meiou's hand comes punching through the floor. Soon Meiou's other arm comes punching through and starts tearing through the floor. Meiou pulls himself out of the pit of caramel as Roshan stands up. Roshan is shocked that Meiou managed to survive this ordeal after taking an Illumination II. Meiou manages to choke out some words.)
Meiou: In hell, there is no death for me!
(Roshan picks up Meiou and puts him in a headlock. She drags him out into the hall way and enters #1 with him. She throws him into the center of the room and looks around. On the wall by the door is a lever with a button on it. Roshan pushes the button which pulls back floor panels revealing two giant pieces of fake bread. One is covered in peanut butter and the other covered in strawberry jelly. Meiou is in between them. He stands up and turns around to face Roshan.)
Roshan: Lightness always defeats Darkness, Tsukino.
(Roshan pulls the lever and the pieces of bread slams shut on Meiou. This brings Chris Carters spirits up immediately as he begins laughing histerically. Roshan pulls the lever in the opposite direction to cause the pieces of bread to return to their original position. Meiou looks like he's dead on his feet as Roshan pulls the lever again. Again a giant Peanut Butter, Meiou, and Jelly Sandwich forms. Roshan pulls the lever back and forth an additional 8 times. Chris Carter sounds like he's going to have a stroke.)
Chris: Do you think we can play that Peanut Butter Jelly Time song? I think Meiou would love to hear that song right about now!
Ken: I'm afraid not, Chris.
Chris: Seeing Meiou get squished like the insect that he is just made my day. I bet he didn't plan that to happen.
(Meiou drops to the floor when the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is seperated for the last time. Roshan leaves the room and heads back through the concession stand area and down the long stairway. As she walks back out on stage, the fans cheer her return. On the big screen, the camera shows the Peanut Butter and Jelly Slopmatch Hell room and like any horror movie monster, Meiou isn't there on the floor anymore. Roshan turns around and sees this image. She realizes that Meiou cannot be far behind as she sprints down the stage. She dives into the mollases hoping that both of the last two keys are there. She finds a key for both of her hands. Only problem is Meiou has just ran out and is running down the ramp. Roshan hides behind the security railing and as soon as Meiou is seen, she tackles him to the ground. She uses the giant key rings as brass knuckles and starts unleashing a barrage of punches to his face. A cut forms on Meiou's forehead and gets open up further and further with each punch. Meiou almost looks like he is knocked out for good when he opens his eyes and instantly spit a second blast of black mist up into Nocturne's face. Meiou shoves Nocturne off as he sees his own blood pouring on to the ground when he gets up. Meiou takes one of the keys from Roshan's hands but when he tries to take the other, Roshan throws him into the mollases. Meiou stands up only to be hit with Illumination. Nocturne checks Meiou's hands for the key he took but it is nowhere to be found.)
Ken: Meiou is busted open and is out cold in the mollasses. However, he somehow lost the key he took from Roshan.
Chris: Just bust the display case open and be done with it! What is the difference between opening the case with the key and busting it open? Either way you still get the title.
Ken: Meiou has tried that already and it didn't work.
Chris: Damn it.
(Roshan decides to take a gamble and use the one key that she does have. She walks up to the display case holding the title and tries it in the lock. It's the key for the tomato soup hose. Even through the slop, you can see her spirit drop as she has to go back and find the key that Meiou must have somewhere. Speaking of Meiou, he's starting to recover. Meiou pulls himself out of the sticky dark brown mess and isn't too pleased with the new layer of slop that has been added to him. As Roshan walks back to the ring, Meiou pulls himself using the ring apron. He rolls inside the ring which somehow looks almost spotless despite the entire ring side area being full of slop. However that is going to change as Nocturne slides under the bottom rope. Meiou is using the corner to support himself as he recovers from having his brain fried by the Illumination. Nocturne runs up and hits a running knee to keep Meiou in the corner. She climbs up to the second rope and starts punching the face of Meiou. The fans count along but Roshan doesn't stop at 10. She goes all the way to 20 before letting Meiou fall to the ground. Meiou's blood is still pouring out of his head as he struggles to recover. Nocturne rolls to the outside to grab the green slime hose.)
Ken: It may look like both of these strong competitors are apart of the living dead with all this mess but this match will continue until we have a winner. It doesn't matter if it takes all night.
Chris: That's what I'm worried about. Will the match ends if someone dies?
Ken: I think we can make an exception for that but that hasn't happened yet.
(Roshan pulls the hose into the ring as Meiou once again gets up. Roshan is just about to open fire when Meiou reaches into the side of his pants. He produces the fifth key. This gives him leverage as if Roshan blasts him with the hose, the key could be lost. Meiou charges Roshan but gets knocked down with a blast of green slime. Roshan didn't quite have a good grip on the hose as the hose accidently sprays the announcer's table.)
Chris: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
(Ken is speechless. Chris once again heads for the back, this time covered in green slime. Nocturne reaches for the key that is still in Meiou's hand but Meiou grabs the key that is in her hand. Nocturne tries headbutting Meiou but Meiou fires back with a stronger headbutt of his own. Roshan knees Meiou in the crotch and Meiou let's go of the keys. Just before Roshan can get out of the ring, Meiou has grabbed the green slime hose and blasts Roshan down with the slime. Meiou fights through his pain and slides out of the ring. He takes a moment to consider that this match is still going, so the key he had was the title belt key. However, he lost track of which key was in which hand. Roshan has a grip on one of the keys but the other one is just sitting there in the puddle of slime. Meiou grabs this key and makes his way up the stage. Roshan sees Meiou head up the stage and runs after him. Meiou reaches the top of the stage at the same time that Roshan does. Meiou is about to try his key in the display case lock. Nocturne grabs the lock for the tomato soup hose in an attempt to prevent Meiou from winning.)
Ken: Only one key is right! Who has that key?
Meiou wins
(The both of them try their respective keys in their respective locks. Meiou's key DOESN'T work in the lock and that leaves only one other option. Meiou's rage causes him to run at Nocturne and Kenka Kick her down before she even has a chance to react. He grabs Nocturne's key and heads back to the display case. He puts it in the lock and turns it. The case opens and the bell rings!)
Ken: Meiou has finally ended Nocturne's long Vicious Championship reign!
Peterson: Here is your winner, and NEW PRO-WRESTLING EVOLUTION VICIOUS CHAMPION, TSUKINO MEIOU!
(The Dark Ride begins to play as the clean up crew begins to pour out from behind the curtain. Meiou dips his finger in his own cut to write something on the title belt. When done he holds up the title belt for all to see. On the title belt is the kanji for "Meiou" written in his own blood. He may be covered in blood and slop but he is leaving the match as champion. Nocturne sits up just enough to see Meiou walk by her with the title that now has his blood on it before blacking out. Referees and paramedics come out to help Nocturne as Meiou disappears behind the curtain.)
Nocturne wins
(The both of them try their respective keys in their respective locks. However, Nocturne gets her lock to unlock first. Before Meiou can unlock his lock, he gets blasted with tomato soup at point blank range. This powerful blast sends him backwards off the edge of the stage! Nocturne grabs the final key and turns it. The display case pops open and the bell rings! Nocturne grabs the title belt and holds it up in the air.)
Ken: Roshan Nocturne has finally put her slop war with Tsukino Meiou to an end!
Peterson: Here is your winner, and STILL PRO-WRESTLING EVOLUTION VICIOUS CHAMPION, ROSHAN NOCTURNE!
(Shame On The Night begins to play as the clean up crew begins to pour out from behind the curtain. Nocturne has one last thing she has to do. She pulls back the red velvet of the display case to reveal a button. She presses the button and the floor area where Meiou is still down explodes with glitter. The sticky Meiou is now covered in glitter and he is not moving at all. Paramedics and referees come out on the floor area to help Meiou as Nocturne raises her title one more time for the audiece before disappearing behind the curtain.)
